January 2011
31 posts
I went to American Apparel...
Monday January 31st 2011 …and all I got was this piece of fabric that might be too cool for me but I felt pressure to buy it because all the KEWL employees with weird glasses and watches that didn’t actually work were staring at me lousy top. However, in hindsight, which is now present time, I like this shirt.  It has STRIPES.  And for those of you that don’t know - I LOVE...
Jan 31st
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Lavender! I barely knew her!
Friday January 28th, 2011 So, I finally received this Etsy sweater I ordered the other day (see: previous post relating to Etsy cherry popping).  Which was great!  Because I was starting to be all like fuck this etsy bitch, where are my clothes, I don’t want to have to swim through my inbox and email her and be all like hi how are you (i don’t care) so are you, like, sending me my...
Jan 28th
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Hamburglar Princess
Tuesday, January 25th 2011 Yes today I look and feel like a Hamburglar Princess.  Like, if there was a McDonald’s video game (which probably exists) I’d be the princess in the Condiment Castle that gets rescued after the Hamburglar successfully evades the treacherous Health Inspector.   I never liked video games.  I liked tetris.  And Pokemon Stadium.  But only the mini-game part,...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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OH! That girl looks like a Mormon!
Thursday, January 20th 2011 Yes, today I look like a Mormon caterer.  Who wants some rosemary potatoes!? OH PLEASE!  Cool your jets.  Seriously, cool it.   Today I had an audition where I had to “dress conservatively”  and this is what I came up with.  Afterwards, I filmed some stuff at the Central Park Zoo with John Basedow so I thought this ensemble was fitting enough for the...
Jan 21st
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She's a Hipster, homie, I just want you to know...
Wednesday, January 19th 2011 Today I look like a hipster and a Jersey girl had clothing sex.  And, hey, I’m glad they didn’t abort this baby.  Because she’s comfortable and makes me look like I could have a myriad of professions.   Artist, musician, Claire’s employee, college student, writer, onE of those people from that kiosk at the mall that always asks to see your...
Jan 19th
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Anonymous asked: How many pairs of uggs do you own?
Jan 19th
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Humpty Frumpy Dumpty
Tuesday, January 18th 2011 It rained today.  They* say rain is God’s tears.  Well, today God was a sixth grade girl that just watched a Miracle of Life video.   It was gross out and I had to go to Michelle’s house to film some shit fun stuff. OH C’MON, WINK.  So, I wanted to be comfortable.  I wanted to be everything that would make Stacy London’s fashionable jewish...
Jan 19th
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Casual...NOTHING RHYMES WITH CASUAL
Monday, January 17th 2011 So I got this shirt from Forever21 the other day and I gotta say it really does make me feel like I’m 21.  I’m WILD but I’m fragile, I’m OUT OF CONTROL but I’m demure, I’m GOING TO CONQUER THE WORLD but I’m getting lost on an R train in Brooklyn next to a homeless man that’s staring me in the face and jerking off under...
Jan 17th
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ashesweallfalldownn-deactivated asked: What kind of make up do you rock? You always look so flawless and smooth. Not that you aren't but yea, your make up looks great. ALL THE TIME. Share.
Ash
Jan 14th
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The Captain and Shaquille O'neal
Friday, January 14th 2011 So, today I was supposed to go shoot (video!) at the Brooklyn Aquarium with Fitness Celebrity John Basedow.  I am not joshing.  However, his car broke down so it has since been postponed.  Which is fine by me because my stomach has been Usain Bolt-ing me for two days (get it? It’s on the RUN….ew okay sorry, our internet relationship isn’t that...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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aboutyourdress asked: Damn those F21 booties are great! I think I might have to get some for myself. Do they run normal in size?
Jan 14th
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I'm BLAZER-ing A Trail (Peh. heh. heh. TAKE IT.)
Thursday, January 13th 2011 I won’t lie to you, Tumblr, I didn’t wear this today.  I didn’t even wear it a little bit.  But I DID go to Forever21 AND GOT THESE NEW SHOES!  Eeeeeeeeeeee!  Picture a little girl being given a puppy that can turn in to Justin Bieber whenever she wants so long as she feeds it string cheese from the new string cheese fountain in front of the castle...
Jan 14th
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gracemerlin asked: I just read a question you answered about how tall you are. I'm about 5'8"-5'8 1/2" and I love heels. I really Am afraid to wear them though cause I'm already tall. Do you wear heels a lot?

P.S.
I love french fries, doing skits, making videos, cheap clothing and partying too. Plus my name is Grace.
Holly stickers on your face,...
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Prep Skewl
Wednesday, January 12th 2011 Hey guys!  Who’s ready to study!  Study DRUGS! Just joshing. Unless you… Joshing! But if you… JOSHUA JACKSON! Except that… OMG SERIOUSLY JOSH GROBAN! Howev… ISWEARTOFUCKINGGODJOSHHAMILTON! Josh Hamilton is some MBA player.  You learn to much on this blog!  Don’t ever leave. EVER.  Haha just jos- I’m done. Anyway,...
Jan 12th
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Scum Bum Pirate
Tuesday, January 11th 2011 Today was a totally leisure (thank you, spell check - who knew leisure wasn’t spelled leeshur? SO CRAZY) day.  All I mostly did today was get my hair done - OH MY GOD thank you!  That’s so nice of you.  I think it looks nice too.  Sigh. No, I say “sigh” when I sigh.  It’s medical.  Stop it.   Anyway, on days I’m not doing much I...
Jan 12th
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I'm A TERRIBLE Skier!
Monday, January 10th 2011 But this outfit might make a stranger look at me be all like “I bet that girl knows how to ski.”  HAHA JOKES ON THEM!  MY CENTER OF GRAVITY HATES BEING IN THE CENTER! I found this sweater at the Forever21 shop in Times Square.  Now, ladies (and effeminate males), this store WILL. RUIN. YOU.   In a good way.  You know how like the Coliseum and the...
Jan 10th
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amandasmind asked: Have you ever tried a dry shampoo? I use one that I really love. http://www.batistehair.co.uk/products/original Check them out. I use there dry shampoo and I sell them where I work. Might help hide the Snooki in your head vagina better.:)
Jan 9th
I Popped My Etsy Cherry!
And it feels GREAT!  I just purchased this sweeeeeet vintage treat from kimalousartsyfinds! You know that ASPCA commercial with Sarah Mclachlan and she’s all like “millions of animals need homes” and then they slow fade through videos of animals looking tired/sad?  That’s almost exactly how finding this sweater went down.  I was causally listening to “In the arms...
Jan 9th
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Just Your Average IT Guy
Today I feel like one part professional nerd and one part school boy.  The sexiest combo known to priests mankind.   I’ve also been very lazy gone green today.  I’m reusing the same jeans from yesterday.  Because, let’s get real people, we all wear our jeans a shit ton before we wash them.  If you wash them after one wear we probably wouldn’t be friends.  Unless you had...
Jan 7th
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David Blaine-ing You!
Thursday, January 6th 2011 Today I’m pulling some David Blaine street magic on yo’ face n eyez n senses! Because you’re looking out my outfit right now thinking “Ooooh such subtle sophistication! Look at that! Look.   At.  Thaaaat.” And then I’m all “Shaq Attack! I’m distracting you from my day old hair!” Is your mind freaked?!   Yes,...
Jan 7th
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gigglesandwine asked: How tall are you???
Jan 6th
kristyhealthylife asked: Lovin' the new fashion blog, Gracey. It's like you're growing up before my VERY EYES! I'm so proud. As if I had anything to do with it. But, I'll pretend I did, because I remember this: "Champagne. Toast. Champagne. Toast"

Get it? Get it?

Love your style. Keep it up :)
Jan 6th
Rebel With A Studious Cause
Wednesday, January 5th 2011 There are a lot of weird things going one with this outfit.  I know.  But please, bear with me.   But Grace! Shorts with tights? Just bear with- Army boots and a collared shirt?! Yes, just be- OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY A CHUNKY BANGLE?!? Please, just relax- DON’T EVER TELL A CRAZY PERSON TO RELAX IT’S THE WORST THING YOU COULD DO!! **runs...
Jan 5th
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A Human Had Sex With A Bumble Bee
Tuesday, January 4th 2011 And they had THIS!  You know, I love yellow.  A comedy dude once explicitly told me that yellow was not my color (after I had worn a yellow t-shirt in a show) which has caused me to love the color HARDER and BETTER and FASTER and STRONGER.  Work it. But, one thing I might like more than yellow is STRIPES!  Speaking of, I was once wearing a striped shirt in a bar and a...
Jan 4th
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What A Fancy Boy
Monday, January 3rd 2011 I guess today it really shows that I was raised in a family of boys.  But, rest assured, I do have a vagina.  It’s the first thing I check every morning, aside from my horoscope.  HAHAHA jokes on you! I only check my horoscope occasionally! But really, I could wear an outfit like this everyday.  Every damn day.  Why?  Because I could max out a Sizzler/Old Country...
Jan 3rd
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Jolly Green Giant
Sunday, January 2nd, 2011 Well look at that.  I decided to wear some real people clothes today!  How fun!  I’m a huge sucker for the collared shirt (not collard, thanks google) under sweater combo.  It makes me feel intelligent.  Like I could have gone to Harvard. Like I could walk around Harvard’s campus and feel only a little intimidated. Like I could look up pictures of Harvard...
Jan 2nd
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Happy Hangover!
Saturday January 1st, 2011 Welp, yep this is what I wore.  All day.  All damn day.  Why?  Because I was hungover, you fucking idiot friend.  Oh, sooo hungover.  I could have used a COAT RACK!  Do you get it?  YOU HANG THINGS ON A COAT- ugh who am I kidding? Anywayz, this lovely little ensemble consists of black track pants I got from Old Navy.  Yes, they were at one point pants.  But I have...
Jan 2nd
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Happy New Year!
Friday December 31st, 2010 Last Night I went to a NYE party.  The theme was denim on denim.  Otherwise known as a Canadian tuxedo.  Otherwise, otherwise known as a Texas tuxedo.  Otherwise, otherwise, otherwise known as the outfit that breathes less than Terri Schiv- THAT’S A TERRIBLE WAY TO START THIS. Anyway!  This is the inaugural post here on Daily Grace Gets Dressed, so I’ll...
Jan 1st
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