Daily Grace Gets Dressed

Saturday April 9th, 2011

I’m going to be completely honest with you.  I’ve been wearing this outfit for two days straight.  Why?  Because I’m a lazy human woman.  Why else?  Because it’s comfortable.  And, yes I know, Clinton and Stacy* would cut out my labia rip it in half and throw it in a prop trash can for saying that but it’s just the truth.  

The other day I showed you how to iron this shirt in a Daily Grace video.  And after that I thought, “oh, this is ironed now.  I should probably wear this.”  (The thoughts I think to myself are SERIOUSLY WILD, you guyz).  So, kablam,  I wore it.  

I prefer wearing baggy/oversized tops over almost everything else in the world (aside from capes).  And I also really like mixing men’s style clothing with lady-type things.  I like to keep people wondering 1. if I’m pregnant and 2. if I’m a lesbian.  Hanging out with me is a very confusing experience.  

Also, this watch doesn’t work! HAHA!  IT DOESN’T EVEN WORK A LITTLE BIT!  HAHAHAHA!  I BOUGHT IT FROM URBANOUTFITTERS.COM AND IT CAME BROKEN!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A STORY!  

Someone please fix it for me. 

Shirt: Urban Outfitters

Leggings: Urban Outfitters

Boots: Forever21

Watch: Urban Outfitters (hahahahaha!)

Bracelets: Forever21

Necklace: Forever21

Lipstick: Covergirl (325 Spellbound Envoutee)

*If you understand this reference I think you and I would probably have lovely brunch conversations if we were ever in a brunch scenario where we had to converse. 

Monday April 4th, 2011

There’s no better way to spend a beautiful spring day than sitting inside my apartment blogging away on my computer to the sounds of children playing, dogs barking, joggers jogging and old people yelling at the three aforementioned.

And that’s exactly what I’m doing.

Yes!  Today feels like Spring might finally be here.  But Mother Nature, like most Mother’s, has been a tricky bitch the past few weeks so I’m keeping my expectations low.    

But that doesn’t mean I can’t dress like I’m ready to mistake a street lamp for a Maypole and dance like a thundercat around it.  

And that’s also exactly what I’m doing today.

I was feeling down the other day so I did what any functional girl would do.  I filled the crap out of a Forever21.com cart and clicked “check out” so aggressively it was like Obama had announced that the nuclear waste from Japan had destroyed the US’s supply of chocolate.  

My order was delivered yesterday and I usually like to wear all my new clothes IMMEDIATELY so I feel like I got my money’s worth before I change my mind and hate everything I purchased.  BEING A GIRL IS SO HARD.

Tunic: Forever21

Leggings: Urban Outfitters

Boots: Forever21

Bracelets: Forever21

(Also, look for a video tutorial on this makeup look in the next week or so - I’ll link to it when it’s live!)