How many pairs of uggs do you own?
Asketh - Anonymous
Three. But one pair is starting get to that specific level of smell that probably annoys people. So I might be down to two very soon.
January 19th, 2011
She’s a Hipster, homie, I just want you to know…
Wednesday, January 19th 2011
Today I look like a hipster and a Jersey girl had clothing sex. And, hey, I’m glad they didn’t abort this baby. Because she’s comfortable and makes me look like I could have a myriad of professions.
Artist, musician, Claire’s employee, college student, writer, onE of those people from that kiosk at the mall that always asks to see your hands…the list is endless.
For all of you out there that don’t know this yet, I f*cking love stripes. I love them. I love old timey prison uniforms, the Hamburglar, those special HGTV wall treatments where they use horizontal stripes, Fruit Stripe gum, all of it. I think stripes are kewl and graphic and go with everything. I probably own over 10 striped tops and I want more. I’m the Octomom of stiped clothing. Did you hear she’s doing fetish films now? Girls gotta eat (dick).
Sorry.
So anyway this outfit makes me feel like I should be smoking cigarettes and reading books with worn corners and talking about some band called Flying Flight or Home Alone 2..Gether or some shit like that. So I guess that’s neat.
Striped Tank: Urban Outfitters
Shirt: Forever21
Jeans: Forever21
Necklace: Forever21
Boots: Uggz
(geepeeohwhy)
January 18th, 2011
Humpty Frumpy Dumpty
Tuesday, January 18th 2011
It rained today. They* say rain is God’s tears. Well, today God was a sixth grade girl that just watched a Miracle of Life video.
It was gross out and I had to go to Michelle’s house to film some shit fun stuff. OH C’MON, WINK. So, I wanted to be comfortable. I wanted to be everything that would make Stacy London’s fashionable jewish mouth vomit out “Oh my gaaad, Clinton.”
No? No one watches “What Not To Wear”? That’s kewl. That’s fine. Whatever. No big deal. That won’t ruin the rest of this entry.
You know what? It’s ruining it. It really is. But I’m going to move past it. BECAUSE I’M A PROFESSIONAL.
So, I just got this sweater from Urban Outfitters on sale and I like it because it’s boxy and it takes away my feminine curves. I’m not joking. For some reason on bad weather days I like to wear baggy loose clothing that sort of looks like my dad dressed me. Is that weird? Oh well, figure that one out, Frued!
Also, lately it seems to be hugely popular for girls in NY/Brooklyn to wear “cute” rain boots. So I got some. They let a huge amount of water into my feet and are extremely difficult to take off. I LOVE TRENDS!
*People who you should never trust to watch your children.
Sweater: Urban Outfitters
Tank: K-Mart
Jeans: Old Navy
Boots: Urban Outfitters
Boot Liners: Khols
Ring: Forever21
Bracelet: H&M
January 17th, 2011
Casual…NOTHING RHYMES WITH CASUAL
Monday, January 17th 2011
So I got this shirt from Forever21 the other day and I gotta say it really does make me feel like I’m 21. I’m WILD but I’m fragile, I’m OUT OF CONTROL but I’m demure, I’m GOING TO CONQUER THE WORLD but I’m getting lost on an R train in Brooklyn next to a homeless man that’s staring me in the face and jerking off under his NYU sweatpants.
I know you didn’t go to NYU, homeless man, please stop fapping it’s logo in my face.
Meeeeemories.
Hey hey! This fashion blog just got weird.
But this shirt still rules and there’s a total peak-a-boo opening in the back. SCANDALOUS! I feel like the sexiest girl at the tea party. But it’s also cray cray because I’m not used to having that part of my back exposed so every time air hits it I have a flash that I’m accidentally naked.
DID YOU KNOW THAT “EVERY TIME” IS NOT ONE WORD!? How is “EVERYTHING” a word and not “EVERYTIME”? My….god.
I need a good belt. Anyone know where I can get a good (cheap) belt?
Shirt: Forever21
Jeans: Express
Shoes: UGGZ
Bracelets: H&M/Forever21
January 14th, 2011
What kind of make up do you rock? You always look so flawless and smooth. Not that you aren't but yea, your make up looks great. ALL THE TIME. Share.
Ash
Asketh - ashesweallfalldownn-deactivated
I wear all kinds! I’m a make-up slut! And I go for what’s cheap! Like a true slut!
Today I was wearing:
-Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse foundation (FUCKING. LOVE. THIS. STUFF.)
-L’Oreal True Match Powder
-Tarte “Park Ave Princess” Bronzer (ha! I didn’t know this was called this until just now! It describes everything I hope I never am!)
-Urban Decay Big Fatty Mascara (p.s.- not my fav)
-Urban Decay “Crash” eyeliner
-Elf Lipstick
Hope this helps! Thanks for following! Make up brush high five!
The Captain and Shaquille O’neal
Friday, January 14th 2011
So, today I was supposed to go shoot (video!) at the Brooklyn Aquarium with Fitness Celebrity John Basedow. I am not joshing. However, his car broke down so it has since been postponed. Which is fine by me because my stomach has been Usain Bolt-ing me for two days (get it? It’s on the RUN….ew okay sorry, our internet relationship isn’t that developed yet).
Anywayz, I put together this totez adorbz omega kyute nautical inspired ensemble. OMG! The shirt has a F*CKING. ANCHOR. ON. IT. It’s the kind of shirt that would make any seaman (peh heh) look at me and say … how did you get on my boat?
The outfit essentially basically potentially theoretically hypothetically and actually serves two purposes.
1. It would have let the fish know that I respect them, but regardless of how kewl they look I wear clothing and therefore am superior and they should ultimately fear me.
2. These pants accomodate my bloated/PMS-ing human body (I feel like maybe I’m forcing the closeness of this web friendship?)
I’ve nicknamed these jeans my “cramp pants.” See, fashion can be sexy! And then it can also be really not sexy at all.
I’m going to go snort some midol.
OMG I’m joking!
I’m going to go snort some cocaine.
OMG JOKE!
Do you feel weird? It’s because we’re so close now. Don’t leave me.
Shirt: Forever21
Jeans: Kiston
Shoes: Forever21
Scarf: Found in my Lobby
Lipstick: ELF
(geepeeohwhy)
WANT.
January 13th, 2011
Damn those F21 booties are great! I think I might have to get some for myself. Do they run normal in size?
Asketh - aboutyourdress
Thanks! And hmm, not sure what you mean by normal? They run in…human sizes. For instance, mine are 9’s. Is that normal?
I’m BLAZER-ing A Trail (Peh. heh. heh. TAKE IT.)
Thursday, January 13th 2011
I won’t lie to you, Tumblr, I didn’t wear this today. I didn’t even wear it a little bit. But I DID go to Forever21 AND GOT THESE NEW SHOES! Eeeeeeeeeeee! Picture a little girl being given a puppy that can turn in to Justin Bieber whenever she wants so long as she feeds it string cheese from the new string cheese fountain in front of the castle her dad just put in her backyard which you can only get to by eating ice cream cake on a trampoline made of press on nails ready to be PRESSED. FUCKING. ON. Are you picturing it? Cool now let’s get back to the clothes.
I bought these shoes today because I want to incorporate heels into my wardrobe. I have some, I just never wear them on account of pain and overall dumbness. But these seemed pretty kewl. Painless and pretty sharp. Heh. That’s the word my dad uses when he wants to tell me I look nice because he gets stuck on the appropriate adjectives to use in terms of women and clothing. Hi, dad!
Basically, I put this outfit together solely to show off these shoes. And also so I coud play pretend professor. Doesn’t this make me seem like the HIP professor? The one that starts the class with stuff like “Hey dudes, what’s up with those Kardashians? Talk about four LOKOs! hahahah-there’s only three? …..so….let’s…..class dismissed. I DON’T CARE IF THERE’S AN HOUR LEFT, NANCY! EVERYONE LEAVE!!!!”
Tank: Forever21
Blazer: H&M
Jeans: Forever21
Shoes (!): Forever21
Necklace: Express
I just read a question you answered about how tall you are. I'm about 5'8"-5'8 1/2" and I love heels. I really Am afraid to wear them though cause I'm already tall. Do you wear heels a lot?
P.S.
I love french fries, doing skits, making videos, cheap clothing and partying too. Plus my name is Grace.
Holly stickers on your face, it's madness!
Asketh - gracemerlin
O.M.G. I can’t tell if I love you or I should hate you. No, I love you. Settled.
But we can never meet in real life. I feel like something would explode.
Anyway, I don’t wear heels too often on account of the tallness and that they hurt. I usually save them for special occasions. But, if Uggz came out with a heeled shoe….
…they’re probably be hideous.
