Humpty Frumpy Dumpty

Tuesday, January 18th 2011

It rained today.  They* say rain is God’s tears.  Well, today God was a sixth grade girl that just watched a Miracle of Life video.  

It was gross out and I had to go to Michelle’s house to film some shit fun stuff. OH C’MON, WINK.  So, I wanted to be comfortable.  I wanted to be everything that would make Stacy London’s fashionable jewish mouth vomit out “Oh my gaaad, Clinton.”

No?  No one watches “What Not To Wear”?  That’s kewl.  That’s fine.  Whatever.  No big deal.  That won’t ruin the rest of this entry.

You know what?  It’s ruining it.  It really is.  But I’m going to move past it.  BECAUSE I’M A PROFESSIONAL.  

So, I just got this sweater from Urban Outfitters on sale and I like it because it’s boxy and it takes away my feminine curves.  I’m not joking.  For some reason on bad weather days I like to wear baggy loose clothing that sort of looks like my dad dressed me.  Is that weird?  Oh well, figure that one out, Frued!    

Also, lately it seems to be hugely popular for girls in NY/Brooklyn to wear “cute” rain boots.  So I got some.  They let a huge amount of water into my feet and are extremely difficult to take off.  I LOVE TRENDS!

*People who you should never trust to watch your children. 

Sweater: Urban Outfitters

Tank: K-Mart

Jeans: Old Navy

Boots: Urban Outfitters

Boot Liners: Khols

Ring: Forever21

Bracelet: H&M