Leprechaun Mom

Tuesday August 7th 2012

Oh look I bought a new shirt because if I have even 5 minutes of down time in Manhattan I’ll buy clothes and call it “running errands.”  AND I decided to wear it immediately the same way all the track Olympians carry their country’s flag over their shoulders when they win a race.  This is my victory lap…from all that errand running.  USAIN BOLT AND I ARE SO SIMILAR.

Fun story. I bought this shirt at a Forever21 in midtown. Their air conditioning was broken.  It was three floors and full of Russian tourists wearing ALL the eyeliner and ALL the Pumas.  And right as I was at that “I-gotta-leave-this-store-before-I-have-an-overheated-overwhelmed-claustrophobic-verbal-panic-attack-while-taking-down-racks-of-flannel-half-shirts-and-high-heeled-construction-boots” point an employee named Cecil recognized me from DailyGrace. So cool!  So I tried to swallow my panic attack to form sentences.  Which worked out mediumly.  So Cecil, if you’re reading this, I don’t have a learning disability, I was just trying to bury anxiety while buying a shirt a TD bank employee would wear.

Also I’m wearing shorts because it’s humid as fuck outside right now.  It’s like being birthed from a woman wearing underwear made of sweatpants every second.  Concrete jungle!

Note: I KNOW the shirt needs to be ironed. Relax.

Shirt: Forever21

Shorts: Forever21

Shoes: Charlotte Russe

Earrings: H&M