Dress for Succe-whenever you run out of pants.

Monday, February 8th 2011

Yes, I may have run out of clean jeans today, but I also spoke (alongside a myriad of intelligent/like, really cool girls) at a social media panel tonight, so I thought a dress-thing might be a good choice.  It meant I could make as many cooter/peen jokes as I wanted and still feel respected, because a dress as we all know = someone who must have their shit buried in a weird place we cannot see together.

Also! SOMEONE BUY ME SHOTS!  Because I’m for-fucking-ever 21 all over the place tonight.  Forever21 year old dress to Forever21 year old boot.  Which is funny, because this dress is called a “life in progress” dress.  And if I wore this dress when I was actually 21 I think people would have called it the “she must be catholic or infertile” dress.  FOUR YEARS CHANGES EVERYTHING.  Stay in school, kids.  Wear condoms.  Etc.

Dress: Forever21

Stockings: Forever21

Boots: Forever21

Rings: Forever21/Express