Working 9 to five shots of tequila please. HAHAHA!

Saturday April 9th, 2011

I’m going to be completely honest with you.  I’ve been wearing this outfit for two days straight.  Why?  Because I’m a lazy human woman.  Why else?  Because it’s comfortable.  And, yes I know, Clinton and Stacy* would cut out my labia rip it in half and throw it in a prop trash can for saying that but it’s just the truth.  

The other day I showed you how to iron this shirt in a Daily Grace video.  And after that I thought, “oh, this is ironed now.  I should probably wear this.”  (The thoughts I think to myself are SERIOUSLY WILD, you guyz).  So, kablam,  I wore it.  

I prefer wearing baggy/oversized tops over almost everything else in the world (aside from capes).  And I also really like mixing men’s style clothing with lady-type things.  I like to keep people wondering 1. if I’m pregnant and 2. if I’m a lesbian.  Hanging out with me is a very confusing experience.  

Also, this watch doesn’t work! HAHA!  IT DOESN’T EVEN WORK A LITTLE BIT!  HAHAHAHA!  I BOUGHT IT FROM URBANOUTFITTERS.COM AND IT CAME BROKEN!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A STORY!  

Someone please fix it for me. 

Shirt: Urban Outfitters

Leggings: Urban Outfitters

Boots: Forever21

Watch: Urban Outfitters (hahahahaha!)

Bracelets: Forever21

Necklace: Forever21

Lipstick: Covergirl (325 Spellbound Envoutee)

*If you understand this reference I think you and I would probably have lovely brunch conversations if we were ever in a brunch scenario where we had to converse.