Get off the stage, Summer.

Friday June 3rd, 2011

To be honest, I don’t know what sort of outfit this is.  I kept putting on things, and then putting on things, and then eating funfetti icing out of the can, and then putting on other things and ended up with this.  And to be honester, I’m probably going to take it off and put on different things after I’m done typing about taking this off after I’m done typing.  AH! THE MATRIX.  Get out of here, actor Keanu Reeves! 

Anytwizzlers, this is what I’ve come up with for today.  I guess it’s prep-school-child meets painter-who-got-a-stupid-amount-of-paint-on-their-shorts meets girl-who-drunkingly-ordered-too-many-Forever21.com-accessories. Something like that.

And speaking of summer, it’s here!  It’s here big time.  There was no Spring.  It’s like if the four seasons (not the hotel) had a karaoke night, winter was being all hoggy and drunk and singing stupid songs from like Wicked over and over and over and Spring was like super politely waiting just to sing her one favorite Jewel song (the one about how she’s got her eggs and her pancakes too - wait, is that a metaphor?  is Jewel a hermaphrodite?) and then Winter fiiiiinally is like ‘omg you guys are so awesome but i have to pee lolololol’ and she leaves and then Spring is about to take the mic but then Summer like realizes that she doesn’t want any more of her stupid chicken fingers (that she HAD to order) and she grabs her vodka cranberry and pushes Spring out of the way and is like ‘what’s up my bitches lololol’ and then starts singing every Bon Jovi song ever made.

You know?

Shirt: Urban Outfitters

Sweater: Urban Outfitters

Shorts: French Connection (via Hautelook)

Shoes: Forever21

Necklace: Forever21

Watch: Urban Outfitters