Daily Grace Gets Dressed

Hurrican't

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:05:00 -0400

So if you haven’t heard, the Northeastern part of the USA (also known as Waspy Wasp Waspville) is getting slammed by Hurricane Sandy. Slammed, like, Hulk Hogan body slam. Not slammed, like, Hulk Hogan sex tape. Which I watched. OH GOD. He had sex with a woman who has a canopy bed. A CANOPY BED. Canopy sounds like canoe - canoes are great in hurricanes.

SEGUE

Back to today and the hurricane. Basically it’s raining and the wind is bonkers. It’s how I image the wake of Paula Deen walking by feels like. And so this is what I’m wearing today. It’s 80% “I give up” and “20% I can answer the door if a neighbor comes by to ask to borrow eggs.” In the three years I’ve lived here that’s never happened - but if it did I imagine my response would be me pointing to my vagina and saying “fresh out.”

I bought this sweater from Forever21 and after I had worn it for a couple days I found out it’s a men’s sweater. Take that, social norms/my taste in clothing! But I still love it. It’s shapeless and neutral and cheap - JUST LIKE I LIKE MY …. sweaters. (pervs) Also, to the naked eye, it might look like I’m wearing ill-fitting sweatpants but actually I’m wearing FANCY ill-fitting sweatpants. They’re fancy because they’re from the GAP and they were more expensive than sweatpants should ever be. But I bought them because I wanted to feel like a woman for half a second in my whole damn life. And they do make me feel like a woman. A woman who had a growth spurt and no longer fits into her fancy sweatpants.

The moccasin slippers and fake glasses complete the “I’ll-be-sipping-gin-and-dancing-to-Pandora-music-all-day-until-Pandora-tries-to-sneak-a-Green-Day-song-into-my-mix-then-I’ll-be-pissed-and-turn-it-off-and-probably-watch-TV-for-like-a-half-hour-then-maybe-go-back-to-Pandora-but-like-who-really-knows-YOLO-I-hate-myself” outfit.

Sweater: Forever21 MENS

Sweatpants: GAP

Slippers: Target

Glasses: I don’t want to talk about it

Walk of Shame

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 12:46:00 -0400

I won’t lie to you. I’m not wearing this outfit today. I wore it last week. In fact I wore these pants every. single. day. last week. Why? Because shut up. They’re from the Gap and they’re called “Boyfriend Jeans.” I think the Gap is trying to make my ‘walk of shames’ more fashionable. THANKS GAP.

I got this shirt/sweater (shweater) at H&M for less than the cost of 10 twix bars (there goes my lunch *sad slide whistle*). I like it because it’s shapeless and boxy. I LIKE MY CLOTHES LIKE I LIKE MY MEN: SQUARE, ILL FITTING AND ONLY BLACK OR WHITE. Sike. I like Enrique Iglesias sometimes too. I don’t think that man can take a shit without being sexual.

And then I put this necklace that looks like it came from some science museum gift shop with it. I never wear necklaces, they’re too unpredictable. They’re a liability. They can get caught on/around/in so many things/people. The last thing I need is to walk off a subway and get my ode-to-geodes-necklace stuck on a homeless man’s indoor-shopping-cart-trash-palace. Where did he get the shopping carts from!? Doesn’t matter because now I’ve become his homeless garbage castle bride and we reign over the third to last car on the F train. Our castle moat is a spilled bottle of red bull and our draw bridge is a petrified piece of my king’s own shit. ALL THANKS TO MY AWESOME NECKLACE.

Shirt: H&M

Jeans: Gap

Shoes: H&M

Necklace: Maybe Express?

Leprechaun Mom

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 17:34:07 -0400

Tuesday August 7th 2012

Oh look I bought a new shirt because if I have even 5 minutes of down time in Manhattan I’ll buy clothes and call it “running errands.” AND I decided to wear it immediately the same way all the track Olympians carry their country’s flag over their shoulders when they win a race. This is my victory lap…from all that errand running. USAIN BOLT AND I ARE SO SIMILAR.

Fun story. I bought this shirt at a Forever21 in midtown. Their air conditioning was broken. It was three floors and full of Russian tourists wearing ALL the eyeliner and ALL the Pumas. And right as I was at that “I-gotta-leave-this-store-before-I-have-an-overheated-overwhelmed-claustrophobic-verbal-panic-attack-while-taking-down-racks-of-flannel-half-shirts-and-high-heeled-construction-boots” point an employee named Cecil recognized me from DailyGrace. So cool! So I tried to swallow my panic attack to form sentences. Which worked out mediumly. So Cecil, if you’re reading this, I don’t have a learning disability, I was just trying to bury anxiety while buying a shirt a TD bank employee would wear.

Also I’m wearing shorts because it’s humid as fuck outside right now. It’s like being birthed from a woman wearing underwear made of sweatpants every second. Concrete jungle!

Note: I KNOW the shirt needs to be ironed. Relax.

Shirt: Forever21

Shorts: Forever21

Shoes: Charlotte Russe

Earrings: H&M

Lesbian Librarian

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 19:21:10 -0400

Tuesday July 31st, 2012

ERMAHGERD. Hide your kids, hide your knives. Yes, I’m back with another post on this “as reliable as a Maury father” blog. Why? Because I woke up ultra hungover (surprise…yeah right) and decided to do that I’m-going-to-do-so-many-things-today-to-trick-my-brain-into-thinking-I’m-not-a-total-piece-of-shit thing that I like to do sometimes. It’s my own method of self improvement. If interested, my self help book will be called A Panic Attack is Opportunity in A Shallow Breathing Disguise. Download it on iTunes.

Any(Dr.)who, today I ended up looking like a lesbian librarian. Does librarian still exist as a job? Obama 2012. Whenever I’m hungover I like to wear things that are slightly oversized and mostly underwhelming. Hooray! And that’s where this gem was birthed. Let it be known that I am also PMSing (TMI? Oh please, have you SEEN the crazy shit the internet has to offer?). PMS, to me, stands for Probably More Shopping. When I’m bloated I think I’m loaded* and I buy clothes to feel something other than my own vagina. So the other day I went to TopShop (IN HONOR OF THE OLYMPICS….BECAUSE IT’S A BRITISH STORE) and H&M (in honor of David Beckham who was sort of part of the Olympics and in an H&M campaign maybe) and decided to wear most of my new things immediately. Why? Because 1. I always wear clothes I just bought immediately so I can validate my impractical self for having purchased them and 2. I treat most of my hangovers like New Years Day - I usually feel so shitty that I try to pick myself up by mentally announcing today as a “new beginning” represented partially through new clothing (and partially through POSTING ON A BLOG I HAVEN’T POSTED ON IN MONTHS).

The shoes, however, are very symbolic of the interior state of my body today. A mess.

Also I’m wearing a bracelet and I haven’t been in the physical presence of another human being all day. WHAT.

Shirt: TopShop

Cardigan: H&M

Shorts: Old Navy (originally jeans that I cut…BECAUSE I’M SO CREATIVE)

Shoe: TopShop

Bracelet: Urban Outfitters

Rings: H&M

*If interested, my book of poetry will be called A Panic Attack is So Whack Vol 7

Monday January 23rd, 2012 Yes, I realize I haven’t updated...

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:54:58 -0500

Monday January 23rd, 2012

Yes, I realize I haven’t updated this blog in a long time. And that’s due in part to numerous ~~horse shit excuses~~ valid reasons:

The battery to my camera remote died (you see, I use the remote to take pictures of myself because I like to accomplish all of my vain activities alone before I share them with everyone on the internet and the concept of getting someone else to take the photos is FAR TOO SOCIALLY OVERWHELMING)
I have yet to buy a new remote battery on account of I am lazier than an overweight tween with no arms or legs or ambition

But I did manage to add “buy remote battery” to my to-do list today. I feel like Tava Smiley from TLC’s short-lived “Clean House” should be giving me a weird hug-high-five combo to celebrate me being not the complete picture of awfulness. Fun story, I originally thought it was ‘Travis’ Smiley from Clean House. Turns out, not the case.

Also, I decided to post this entry to give me some sort of social accountability to update this ~~piece of shit~~ fun blog!

So here’s what I’m wearing today:

A mens Russell brand gray sweatshirt (ha, Russell Brand - I saw him at a juice place the other day - his head is like an Easter Island statue). This sweatshirt says “I fart into my couch cushions”.
A pair of pink and purple tie-dyed Old Navy pajama pants cut into capris. I tie-dyed these in high school with a couple of girls on my track team to wear to track meets because that’s what you do in the suburbs when you aren’t getting stoned or pregnant or abortioned.

Wowie zowie this blog entry got sad and cynical fast! That’s what she said! Me said it!

Hopefully they’ll be more entries coming soon! But don’t hope too hard! Just hope a medium amount!

Get off the stage, Summer.

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 13:22:00 -0400

Friday June 3rd, 2011

To be honest, I don’t know what sort of outfit this is. I kept putting on things, and then putting on things, and then eating funfetti icing out of the can, and then putting on other things and ended up with this. And to be honester, I’m probably going to take it off and put on different things after I’m done typing about taking this off after I’m done typing. AH! THE MATRIX. Get out of here, actor Keanu Reeves!

Anytwizzlers, this is what I’ve come up with for today. I guess it’s prep-school-child meets painter-who-got-a-stupid-amount-of-paint-on-their-shorts meets girl-who-drunkingly-ordered-too-many-Forever21.com-accessories. Something like that.

And speaking of summer, it’s here! It’s here big time. There was no Spring. It’s like if the four seasons (not the hotel) had a karaoke night, winter was being all hoggy and drunk and singing stupid songs from like Wicked over and over and over and Spring was like super politely waiting just to sing her one favorite Jewel song (the one about how she’s got her eggs and her pancakes too - wait, is that a metaphor? is Jewel a hermaphrodite?) and then Winter fiiiiinally is like ‘omg you guys are so awesome but i have to pee lolololol’ and she leaves and then Spring is about to take the mic but then Summer like realizes that she doesn’t want any more of her stupid chicken fingers (that she HAD to order) and she grabs her vodka cranberry and pushes Spring out of the way and is like ‘what’s up my bitches lololol’ and then starts singing every Bon Jovi song ever made.

You know?

Shirt: Urban Outfitters

Sweater: Urban Outfitters

Shorts: French Connection (via Hautelook)

Shoes: Forever21

Necklace: Forever21

Watch: Urban Outfitters

as cute as those brown boots are you should probably get another pair of boots and those forever 21 shorts are stupid (sorry?) also get tighter pants when you wear those sweater over tshirt combos that you do a lot.
-THE QUEEN OF COMEDY

Tue, 03 May 2011 11:07:27 -0400

I will take all of these things into consideration, my queen.

Boys Will Be Girls

Mon, 02 May 2011 22:03:04 -0400

Monday May 2nd 2011

To be fair, I didn’t wear this outfit today. I lied to you so much. I wore it yesterday. Today I’ve been wearing my white trash sweatpants (complete with raw cookie dough stains - BECAUSE WHO HAS TIME TO COOK!?) and my You’ve Been Hazed T-shirt because my stomach has been hazing me all day. Lobster salad at midnight? What were you thinking, self!?

Anywhovilles, this is what I wore on Sunday because Sunday is SUNDAY FUNDAY! It’s not. It’s just Sunday … day.

I’m newly in lust with these shorts. I found them on Hautelook(dot com) in a French Connection boutique and OH LA LA I’m in les love. I’ve worn them so much I should have definitely already washed them but who cares about hygiene when you’re in LES LOVE?!

Not this girl.

Also I think I mentioned this is previous posts but I’m going to reiterate how much I love oversized shirts on account of they hide bloating from PMS and/or late night lobster salads. FUCK YOU, LOBSTER SALAD, EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE DELICIOUS AND I WILL ALMOST DEFINITELY ORDER YOU AGAIN.

Shirt: Forever21

Shorts: French Connection (via Hautelook)

Shoes: Target

Bracelets/Watch: Forever21

Working 9 to five shots of tequila please. HAHAHA!

Sat, 09 Apr 2011 12:56:00 -0400

Saturday April 9th, 2011

I’m going to be completely honest with you. I’ve been wearing this outfit for two days straight. Why? Because I’m a lazy human woman. Why else? Because it’s comfortable. And, yes I know, Clinton and Stacy* would cut out my labia rip it in half and throw it in a prop trash can for saying that but it’s just the truth.

The other day I showed you how to iron this shirt in a Daily Grace video. And after that I thought, “oh, this is ironed now. I should probably wear this.” (The thoughts I think to myself are SERIOUSLY WILD, you guyz). So, kablam, I wore it.

I prefer wearing baggy/oversized tops over almost everything else in the world (aside from capes). And I also really like mixing men’s style clothing with lady-type things. I like to keep people wondering 1. if I’m pregnant and 2. if I’m a lesbian. Hanging out with me is a very confusing experience.

Also, this watch doesn’t work! HAHA! IT DOESN’T EVEN WORK A LITTLE BIT! HAHAHAHA! I BOUGHT IT FROM URBANOUTFITTERS.COM AND IT CAME BROKEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A STORY!

Someone please fix it for me.

Shirt: Urban Outfitters

Leggings: Urban Outfitters

Boots: Forever21

Watch: Urban Outfitters (hahahahaha!)

Bracelets: Forever21

Necklace: Forever21

Lipstick: Covergirl (325 Spellbound Envoutee)

*If you understand this reference I think you and I would probably have lovely brunch conversations if we were ever in a brunch scenario where we had to converse.

Well, FUCK, Spring, it's about god damn time...

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 18:37:00 -0400

Monday April 4th, 2011

There’s no better way to spend a beautiful spring day than sitting inside my apartment blogging away on my computer to the sounds of children playing, dogs barking, joggers jogging and old people yelling at the three aforementioned.

And that’s exactly what I’m doing.

Yes! Today feels like Spring might finally be here. But Mother Nature, like most Mother’s, has been a tricky bitch the past few weeks so I’m keeping my expectations low.

But that doesn’t mean I can’t dress like I’m ready to mistake a street lamp for a Maypole and dance like a thundercat around it.

And that’s also exactly what I’m doing today.

I was feeling down the other day so I did what any functional girl would do. I filled the crap out of a Forever21.com cart and clicked “check out” so aggressively it was like Obama had announced that the nuclear waste from Japan had destroyed the US’s supply of chocolate.

My order was delivered yesterday and I usually like to wear all my new clothes IMMEDIATELY so I feel like I got my money’s worth before I change my mind and hate everything I purchased. BEING A GIRL IS SO HARD.

Tunic: Forever21

Leggings: Urban Outfitters

Boots: Forever21

Bracelets: Forever21

(Also, look for a video tutorial on this makeup look in the next week or so - I’ll link to it when it’s live!)

1. I’m very sorry I haven’t posted recently. 2....

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 17:16:16 -0400

1. I’m very sorry I haven’t posted recently.

2. I’m currently shopping on Forever21.com and I cannot decide if these ruffle shorts (yes, SHORTS!) are…

cute?
stupid?
stupid cute?

Let's study in your DORM!

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:41:07 -0500

Tuesday, March 8th 2011

Today is a day to celebrate boobs! On so many levels! It’s both International Women’s Day and Fat Tuesday. Fat Women’s Day. And how did I incorporate these holidays into my ensemble?!

I didn’t. I just put clothes on. Get over it.

In hindsight, though, I could say I dressed myself as a scholarly young woman who’s hungry for Louisiana peen and regret.

Basically, I’ve developed a new found love for these old jeans. There were in the bottom on my pants drawer and every time I looked at them I thought, “Flares? Really, Helbig? Is this 1999?” Then I’d sigh, high five myself and put on some skinny jeans.

But not anymore! I bought these jeans at the Gap probably two or three years ago on sale for something like $9.99 or $14.99. Because, when I go into a Gap I’m all Clearance rack or bust! I’m not paying $49.95 for a t-shirt. You can take my land but you can never take my FREEEEDOM!

Editor’s Note: The Gap has never tried to take my land or my freedom. But they did make me go “ew!” when they tried to debut that new logo. Get real, Gap.

Sweater: Urban Outfitters

Tank: Urban Outfitters

Jeans: Gap

Necklace: Gift

CSI: Grace

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:26:00 -0500

Monday March 7th 2011

So the other week I had an audition for a crime scene investigation-type show. And I thought “Okay, what do women on those shows wear?” I responded to my own silent brain question with “Oh, they wear man clothes and they keep their hair down-ish to remind everyone that they have a vagina.” And then I re-responded to my brain with “Let’s get candy!” And then “You should really clean your bathroom first.” And then “Oh really? You should SHUT UP.” And then…

I forgot what I was doing and checked my email again.

But I did put together this very sexually ambiguous ensemble. The blue shirt is, in fact, a boy hand-me-down. It’s got the yellow pit stains to prove it. P.S.- Scientists, can you, like, get your shit together and invent a fabric that doesn’t get pit stains? I mean, like, we have pajama pants that look like JEANS and knives that cut bricks AND tomatos but we still can’t figure out how keep our arm pits from sweating? Like, seriously, scientists, you’re pissing me off. And then…

I forgot what I was ranting about and checked my email again.

But I did, in keeping with Dexter’s sister-wife style, keep my hair down to allude to the fact that I am capable of bearing children. And then I threw on this pink scarf because WHY THE FUCK NOT?! I’m wild! I look like a crazy wild timid director! RAWR! And then…

I didn’t get the part. But I checked the crap out of my email.

Shirt: Boy Hand Me Down

Jeans: Forever21

Belt: Forever21

Scarf: Old Navy

Shoes: Forever21

Necklace: Christmas gift from SANTA

Dress for Succe-whenever you run out of pants.

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 00:49:28 -0500

Monday, February 8th 2011

Yes, I may have run out of clean jeans today, but I also spoke (alongside a myriad of intelligent/like, really cool girls) at a social media panel tonight, so I thought a dress-thing might be a good choice. It meant I could make as many cooter/peen jokes as I wanted and still feel respected, because a dress as we all know = someone who must have their shit ~~buried in a weird place we cannot see~~ together.

Also! SOMEONE BUY ME SHOTS! Because I’m for-fucking-ever 21 all over the place tonight. Forever21 year old dress to Forever21 year old boot. Which is funny, because this dress is called a “life in progress” dress. And if I wore this dress when I was actually 21 I think people would have called it the “she must be catholic or infertile” dress. FOUR YEARS CHANGES EVERYTHING. Stay in school, kids. Wear condoms. Etc.

Dress: Forever21

Stockings: Forever21

Boots: Forever21

Rings: Forever21/Express

Hey duderz! Sorry I haven’t been posting recently!...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 21:21:19 -0500

Hey duderz! Sorry I haven’t been posting recently! I’ve been really busy*! Anyway, here’s what I’m wearing right now. I’m playing an angry babysitter in this show tonight! Do you need some shelves built, because I think I’m nailing it.

Shirt: Forever21

Skirt: Forever21

Socks: CVS(?)

Shoes: Charlotte Russe

*wearing mostly a combination of sweatpants, a robe and a stomach full of funfetti cake

I went to American Apparel...

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:04:00 -0500

Monday January 31st 2011

…and all I got was ~~this ~~piece of fabric that might be too cool for me but I felt pressure to buy it because all the KEWL employees with weird glasses and watches that didn’t actually work were staring at me~~~~ lousy top.

However, in hindsight, which is now present time, I like this shirt. It has STRIPES. And for those of you that don’t know - I LOVE STRIPES. Also, it’s baggy and allows me to feel like it’s totally okay to eat cheesecake for breakfast. Because that’s what I did yesterday. And it was totally okay…if not completely awesome.

But, yes, yesterday was actually my first adventure into an American Apparel. I had purchased a Groupon months ago to get $50 of American Apparel for $25 and it was about to expire. So I pumped myself up, I listened to some sweet Jock Jams (because it’s IRONIC, not because…I like it….or anything…) and I went in.

I’d say like 20% of the clothes were kewl and then 50% were trying to make you think they were kewl by being really weird and then 30% of the clothes were just weird. And EVERYTHING was expensive. Leggings for $42? Look, I don’t care how hip* the girl at the register with the fro-hawk and layered body suits looks, I’m not going to pay $42 for spandex that makes me feel like my butt is trying to run away with the spoon.

But I got a neat jacket along with this shirt. Look for it soon.

*I said hip. I am my father.

Shirt: American Apparel

Tank: Kmart

Jeans: Forever21

Boots: Steve Madden

Necklace: Gifted from SANTA (my Step Mom)

Earrings: Forever21

Lavender! I barely knew her!

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 15:55:38 -0500

Friday January 28th, 2011

So, I finally received this Etsy sweater I ordered the other day (see: previous post relating to Etsy cherry popping). Which was great! Because I was starting to be all like fuck this etsy bitch, where are my clothes, I don’t want to have to swim through my inbox and email her and be all like hi how are you (i don’t care) so are you, like, sending me my clothes…or…., ehh I probably won’t do that, I don’t like conflict, I’ll just swallow the cash, ugh I hate swallowing cash because I’m a pussy, remember that reality show about the gay couple and the one was all upset because the other one was constantly losing them money because he never checked to see if he was charged the right amount for things, what was that show called….SHOOT I’m like 95% sure it was on TLC, why does my apartment smell like farts AGAIN!? I’m the only one living here and I’m not farting…”

So, I’m really glad it finally came.

Though, it’s a smidge (spellcheck is telling me smidge is not a word!) more cropped than I assumed. And I have a short torso that I’m a SMIDGE (take that, computer! you don’t own me like that Jeopardy computer does!) bummed about, so I usually try to wear a longer tank under shorter shirts to balance out the proportions. MATH! But as of late I’m thinking tank-under-shirt looks weird. Does it look weird? You don’t really have to answer that. I’m not like your single dad asking which Christmas presents were better, his or your mom’s.

OHMYGAWD WHAT WAS THAT SHOW CALLED?!

Sweater: Etsy

Tank: Kmart

Jeans: Forever21

Bracelets: H&M/Mushmina

Ring: Forever21

Shoes: Uggz

Hamburglar Princess

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 13:15:00 -0500

Tuesday, January 25th 2011

Yes today I look and feel like a Hamburglar Princess. Like, if there was a McDonald’s video game (which probably exists) I’d be the princess in the Condiment Castle that gets rescued after the Hamburglar successfully evades the treacherous Health Inspector.

I never liked video games. I liked tetris. And Pokemon Stadium. But only the mini-game part, not the actual stadium fighting part. Sushi-Go-Round anyone? ANYONE? Sigh. *Unlocks the trunk of razors*

BAHAHA JOKE. They’re not in a trunk.

I really like this shirt. And the first time I wore it I wondered, “is this and obnoxious shirt?” But then I got some compliments on it, and I thought “kewl.”

But then I was like, “were they just complimenting me because I caught them staring at me because this shirt IS an obnoxious shirt and to cover up they said it looks nice?” ”And now maybe they’re spending their ENTIRE day talking with each other about how obnoxious my shirt was?”

And then finally a lady was like “ma’am you have to get out of the ball pit, it’s for McDonald’s customers only. And also only for children.”

BAHAHA JOKE. There was no woman, it was after hours.

Shirt: Forever21

Jeans: Old Navy

Necklace: Forever21

Boots: Forever21

Hey duderz! Sorry for not posting so frequently here....

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:34:00 -0500

Hey duderz! Sorry for not posting so frequently here. I’ve been busy getting ~~drunk~~ vlogs done and be~~ing hungover~~ginning some new projects. But there will definitely be some posts here later today, don’t worry your precious cherub-like faces about it!

In the meantime, here’s a tye-dye sweatshirt that I’m wearing because I just woke up. I got two Christmases ago from my cousin for polyanna (do you guys do polyanna? OH C’MON I’M NOT A FREAK).

OH! That girl looks like a Mormon!

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:00:00 -0500

Thursday, January 20th 2011

Yes, today I look like a Mormon caterer. Who wants some rosemary potatoes!?

OH PLEASE! Cool your jets. Seriously, cool it.

Today I had an audition where I had to “dress conservatively” and this is what I came up with. Afterwards, I filmed some stuff at the Central Park Zoo with John Basedow so I thought this ensemble was fitting enough for the polar bears (who most likely see in black and white anyway) be like, hey that girl seems like she catered (PUN!) her outfit to us so let’s walk around and shit so she can get a kewl shot of us with her flip camera.

And I did. I shot the crap out of their mangy, MANGY fur with my flip camera. Eesh, what a terrible existence. Look for the video soon. Also, I ate oysters today…sooo….kewl day.

Also also, I was Forever21 HEAD TO TOE. I think the animals could feel it. They all kept trying to roofie me.

Shirt: Forever21

Jeans: Forever21

Boots: Forever21

Earrings: Forever21

Daily Grace Gets Dressed

Hurrican't

Walk of Shame

Leprechaun Mom

Lesbian Librarian

Monday January 23rd, 2012 Yes, I realize I haven’t updated...

Get off the stage, Summer.

as cute as those brown boots are you should probably get another pair of boots and those forever 21 shorts are stupid (sorry?) also get tighter pants when you wear those sweater over tshirt combos that you do a lot. -THE QUEEN OF COMEDY

Boys Will Be Girls

Working 9 to five shots of tequila please. HAHAHA!

Well, FUCK, Spring, it's about god damn time...

1. I’m very sorry I haven’t posted recently. 2....

Let's study in your DORM!

CSI: Grace

Dress for Succe-whenever you run out of pants.

Hey duderz! Sorry I haven’t been posting recently!...

I went to American Apparel...

Lavender! I barely knew her!

Hamburglar Princess

Hey duderz! Sorry for not posting so frequently here....

OH! That girl looks like a Mormon!

as cute as those brown boots are you should probably get another pair of boots and those forever 21 shorts are stupid (sorry?) also get tighter pants when you wear those sweater over tshirt combos that you do a lot.
-THE QUEEN OF COMEDY